Get your very own domestic, home grown, lap-raised Squeakers!

Make no mistake! Domestic squeakers are for superior to cheap offshore squeakers by as much as 2% more accurate.

These squeakers have been raised in the ample laps of volunteer eMTees all over the United States. That's right - they are pure-D, grade AAA born and raised American squeakers!

We guaranty superior quality if used correctly with the right software, hardware and perfect placement in front of the microphone.

To order contact: squeakers@squeakfarmsusa.com

Domestic squeakers $6 each

Special volume pricing: $79 for baker's dozen

Note: Squeakers are only shipped to domestic addresses and people with American-sounding names and bank accounts!!

How hiring beach recognition editors.
2 scent per line not counting places.
You well be responsible 4 editing test generated by SR.
Dictators has no experience with this technology.
Dictators have received no braining.
Empty must have good years.
Subcontractor condition only.
Apply within.
Hay is 2 cents per line not counting paces.

Minimum is 4500 pines her pay.
Also wanted: Strainers!
We are parting up a new training program to preach dictators how to use S are. Be the first on your flock to brain an MD.
Pay is negotiable; Dependence on skill.

Contact the Great Puffness for details

Here are more the "more details" on owning your Tack Kay' graphic! We have been indunated with requests to buy our Tack Kay' graphics. So, because Da Nose is always looking for ways to make more money to fund this place, we decided to give in and let you be able to own your very own Tack Kay' graphic. They will be cheap. They "are" cheap!! Pun intended. Order in bulk. The more you order, the more we make. The more we make, the more issues of Da Nose we can produce. Ordering is easy. And fun. We get to pick the text and the colors. Just fill out the order form. That's it!! Send money. Put a $10 bill in an envelope and send it. As soon as we get an address we will let you know what that might be! Better yet, just fax the money. It's faster.