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Please read the terms of being on the site of Da Nose and understanding why you are here and the use of being here before using this site clearly.

By being on this use and reading this site, you are certainly aware that you are signalling to the world that you have a sense of humor. If you are caught smirking, laughing, snickering, snorting, howling, needing air, gasping, or otherwise feigning hilarity or appreciation for the information disseminated on this site, you may suffer from being banned by other sites and labeled all sorts of funny names that won't make you laugh clearly. Being on this site clearly is at your risk clearly.

By reading these disclaimations you agree to and with them. If you don't read them, you agree to them by default if you are on this site. If you read them and then decide you don't agree with them, get off this site immediately and don't come back for your clear safety.

Da Nose is allowed to change the rules at will without any notice, change the way the game is played without notice, and make up any rules as it sees fits that fits the situation as needed. If, after you see the rules have changed and you don't like the new rules, get off the site.

This site will bind you up no matter what set of rules it is going by on any given day, hour, or minute. You will be bounded up and subject to the bindings of the site disclaimations.

If you continue to use the site despite the fact that you think you are allowed to disagree with the rules, the way we change the rules, the way we pull the rug out from under anyone at anytime, you may suffer constant binding up and that can be painful as anyone who has been bound up knows. There is a medical cure for bounded-upness but we off no medical help on Da Nose, only free e-mail addresses. See web site under free e-mails.

The contents of Da Nose is including everything on the site, even the virtual paper is under the strict control and copyright of the Da Nose and belongs to Da Nose both nationally and internationally, also locally and regionally. This includes in and out of your pool, garage, gazebo, car, house, home, doghouse, the boundaries of your state, country country, the earth, the Milky Way, and this galaxy. Our copyright especially applies to offshoring. It is an offshore copyright for sure. If you offer us something for posting like an article, it then belongs to us. However, most of the information we post is for informational purposes, but the information is intended to disseminate information in a truthfully funny way for laughter is the best medicine for those bound up, especially those bound up with themselves. Laughing at oneself, or a group of oneselves oftentimes puts things into proper perspective and opens lines of communications otherwise bounded up by those bounded up persons who tended to stifle those communications by binding up others already feeling the bindings. Da Nose's mission is to break the bonds of bindings..

If you rely on any information provided on this site, or believe any information provided on this site without verifying it for yourself, shame on you. We hold ourselves harmless in the matter of the information posted on this website which is for the entertainment of all who can read and understand our rules and copyright information. This site is satire and is based on no one of this earth that we are aware of, that functions in the same sane realm as the majority of the rest of the carbon units here. Don't steal our tacky graphics or any of our information or we will take all necessary steps to bind you up and outsource you correctly bound.

We offer no professional information on this site. We offer no medical opinions on this site. We offer nothing of value on this site except for laughter, and the ability to learn the art of critical thinking and the thrill of the hunt for the salient truth.

We ask nothing personal of you. We do endeavor to solicit for sponsorship to keep our site open, and FREE, and unbiased and free of delete queens and their remote control units. We have banned remote control delete units from this site. We never ask you to send us money. We will only ask for faxed money. If anyone comes to your door asking you to donate to the Da Nose cause, ask to see their badge and ID immediately. Since they will have none as Da Nose sends no live persons to anyone's homes, you should probably try to find the source of the troll elsewhere. It will not have originated here at the Da Nose. Don't let trolls bind you up from using the Da Nose as your source of daily enlightenment for the salient truths you seek to find.

Da Nose is an open board. What this means is it is not closed board. It means people are watching us. And you. We require you to behave with the utmost mannered demeanor. If you feel yourself betting bound up by the stress of the topic matter, please take a time out in the corner somewhere. Your next almost employer might have just seen you make a fool of yourself. We here at the Da Nose are are all well-known and firmly established as professionals in our respectivie fields and sought after and fought after so we don't have those worries. This disclaiment is here for your well-beings. Da Nose will not be held responsible if you cannot find employment because of your opining on Da Nose. You may submit anything you wish in writing to us. If we find your writing to be of significant salient truthful value and humor, and having added a hint of truth to a matter of current topic concern, we will take under advisement whether to post your post. If we do not post your post, you have no recourse against us as we are not a message board to begin with, the main part of the Da Nose. See message center rules.. If you bind yourself up about this, troll the aisles of your local -- we mean stroll the ailes of your local pharmacy for unbinding help.

Under no circumstances do you allow Da Nose to store any information about you on our site. If you think we are paying for that for you, you are nuttier than us. We don't want your private confidential information. It might accidentally get offshored and then our faithful readers would get bounded up. Your most personal of informations might end up in the hands of the enemy and used to make weapons of medical desstruction so we are not collecting private information. Keep your privates to yourself.

You do not have any permission from anyone associated with the Da Nose to copy/paste, print, download, place your monitor on a copy machine, take a picture of your monitor screen, scan your screen or otherwise make copy of anything on Da Nose Website as it is legally copyrighted by Da Nose. We also will not come to your site and do the same. If we did, and you found out about it and told us to remove it we would not give you a snotty answer about it.

Unlike other web sites, we do endorse all the products shown on our website because we thunk them all up as we feel they are needed. We would appreciate support for our great sponsors. They have great products.

Rules for the message center will be posted separately.

Use of any public area on Da Nose:

No littering allowed. We will provide trash cans.
No loitering allowed. If you have nothing constructive to say, hang out somewhere else

Please do not write on the walls.
If you are sick, do not come do the site and distribute your virus here.
Do not data farm on our land and collect email address and the such.

Da Nose does not advocate banning posters of certain ethic groups, having all posts go to the administrator, having classified ad responses go to the admin, loss of privacy, and other infringement of civil liberties.

These terms are by no mean the complete terms and agreement of the Da Nose. You all ought to know better. And the way the rules changes on other sites, looks like most of the terms posted there are not the complete terms and agreement so be real careful or you will bind up. And Da Nose is not going to be help responsible for damages of any sort inflicted upon anything, anyone, anybody, virtual, or real, by the actions of anyone doing anything on the site known as Da Nose. Use of the Da Nose should be limited to those persons who know how to laugh at themselves and don't take themselves all that too seriously and know just where they are in the food chain.